"Even the SS feared her"
Aka: Ilsa Honvargen från SS (SWE)
Cathegory: Sexploitation, Women in prison, Nazis
My version was: 96 minutes/Uncut
Production company: Aeteas Filmproductions
Director: Don Edmonds
Cast: Dyanne Thorne/George Flower/Nicolle Ridell/Tony Mumolo/Sandy Richman
The plot in short:
The sadistic and big breasted SS-officer Ilsa (Dyanne Thorne) runs a concentration camp where she conducts sexual torture and medical experiments on the prisoners.
"Great" moments and quotes throughout the movie:
4 minutes in: The movie starts out with a scene where Ilsa uses a man for sex before sending him to the concentrationcamp. Lets hope the rest of the movie makes as much sense as this first scene.
17 minutes in: Ilsa inspects the packages of the newly arrived male prisoners and goes on a soapbox speach about how none of them are true aryans because none of them have huge penises. I am white myself and as flattering as it is i think she somewhere mixed up her facts on physical racial stereotypes. Just saying.
34 minutes in:
Male prisoner 1: "You see when i reached puberty i discovered something about myself that set me apart from all the rest of the guys. Something that made me unique i guess. One of a kind"
Male prisoner 2: "What...but what?"
Male prisoner 1: "I discovered that i could hold back for as long as i want, i still can. All night if necessary. I guess you could call me a freak of nature, a sort of human machine."
Male prisoner 2: "My god!"
The fact that this isnt a porno makes the dialoge even greater.
61 minutes in: (picture below) Potted plants and picket fences. A wellknown feature in German concentration camps.
¤Was filmed on the same set as Hogans Heroes.
¤It was rejected twice from British cinemas by the cencors.
¤The first of 4 Ilsa movies.
Dyanne Thorne is basicly the only good thing
The good and the bad:
++Dyanne Thorne's acting and cleavage.
--The movie is just to sadistic to be enjoyed by a healthy mind.
--The disturbing sexual torture scenes that make up 40% of the movie.
--Molotov coctails do not cause houses to explode if thrown at them.
Electric dildo, one of many disturbing scenes
The actual movie: 3/10
WWII was an age of human suffering for all nations involved and many "based on fact"“ movies has been made on this subject, some of them are truly great. We have the Schindlers list portraying the fascists crimes and Katyn showing the communists crimes agains humanity. What they tried to achieve here is making a sexploitation flick and candycoat it with the same sort of sensemoral. This is what turns my stomach a knot. If they wanted to make a nudy women i prison movie then by all means go ahead (and i would probably like it) but to pass it off as a political statement is just wierd. Nobody watched the film for its political statement and i even think a whole bunch of freaks jerked of while watching it.
Even though Dyanne Thorne's character is a sadistic cunt she is quite charming. Especially when her little nazi girls shout "Sieh heil" way to enthusiasticly and she only replies with laid back "Hi". Other than her i didnt really find much likable stuff in the film. If watching young girls being tortured, boiled alive, blown up in a pressure chamber and getting probed with electric dildos this movie is right up your alley. You are also probably someone i would avoid shaking hands with if i ever meet you in real life.
To be honest i cant see to whom this movie caters for but it sure isnt me, and dont give me none of that "classic movie" bullshit.